Clearly, suspended WR Steve Smith needs an outlet. Or at least a bathroom break.
In his latest blog for his charity's website, Smith described his reaction to hearing about Dante Rosario's game-winning touchdown last week on the radio.
"I was like, "YES!" I almost pooped on myself," he wrote.
I think I saw a similar passage in a Faulkner novel once. Or maybe it was Steinbeck.
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