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York man reports stolen pump

A York man recently reported a stolen penis pump to police, according to a York Police report.

The report states the 52-year-old contacted police Aug. 3 to report someone had stolen his Pos-T-Vac erection pump, a device used to treat erectile dysfunction. The man told police the item was supposed to be delivered to him via UPS.

But someone other than himself signed for the package and stole the device, the report states. The man requested a police report so that the manufacturer would ship him another pump. The pump is valued at $200.